dude if you’re not supposed to shut down your laptop with the power button then whats the point in having a power button
to turn it on
you need the power button to turn the computer on
What if: Homestuck 64*
Sollux Captor-Mage of Doom
Your name is SOLLUX CAPTOR. You are apeshit bananas at computers, and you know ALL THE CODES. All of them. You are the unchallenged authority on APICULTURE NETWORKING. And though all your friends recognize your unparalleled achievements as a TOTALLY SICK HACKER, you feel like you could be better. It’s one of a number of things you SORT OF BEAT YOURSELF UP ABOUT for NO VERY GOOD REASON during sporadic and debilitating BIPOLAR MOOD SWINGS. You have a penchant for BIFURCATION, in logic and in life. Your mutant mind is hounded by the psychic screams of the IMMINENTLY DECEASED. Your visions foretell of the planet’s looming annihilation, and yet unlike the typical sightless prophet of doom, you are gifted with VISION TWOFOLD.
You have developed a new game, adapted via CODE PARSED FROM THE RUNES AND GLYPHS IN AN ANCIENT UNDERGROUND TEMPLE. You believe this game to be THE SALVATION OF YOUR RACE, though you are not sure how yet. To ensure success, you will distribute the game to two teams of friends, a RED TEAM and a BLUE TEAM. You will lead the latter group. Your trolltag istwinArmageddons and you tend two 2peak wiith a biit of a lii2p.
What will you do?
Autodesk Maya 2009- Modeling and animation
Photoshop CS4: Textures
After Effects: gifs
Made while watching: Star Trek: The Next Generation
*Not affiliated with the actual HS game
So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
Street harassment is not a compliment.
A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.
I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”
I wrote this:
Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.
did you write it in sharpie marker is the real question
vriska made from araneas sprite （＾ｖ＾）
WHAT A FUCKING CUTIE HHNNNNNNNG
“not natasha,” a photographic essay on eastern european sex trafficked slaves by dana popa
Traffickers are some of the most disgusting humans on the planet, if I ever got the chance I’d castrate them and make them eat their own fucking balls before I decapitated them with a chainsaw.
this FUCKING GIF I HAFE BEENE LAAUHGRIN ERLWALY HARD AT THIS ASND I CC-ANT LKSDGH
I’ve created these flyers for a school activist project where I bring more attention to the women in history that have been forgotten or ignored. This blog will be an extension of those flyers where I post longer biographies of these women and other bad-ass women like them. Too often women’s achievements have been pushed aside, either by others in their lives, or else by the historians who choose to ignore them. This tumblr is dedicated to celebrating them and bringing their achievements to light!
when someone peeking over your shoulder asks you what the fuck that thing is you’re lookin at you just cock your head back and say what it is
is motherfuckin canon